Friday, January 15, 2010

荷兰猪肠粉

乖, 很快就过去了, 听话好吗?


每天,男生都这样跟她说。

每天,男生都喂她吃药。

每天,男生都期待药效会好。


但是,

每次,她似乎都听不到。

每次,给了药很像没有给到。

每次,就算有结果,但最后又是一场欢喜一场哀悼。


我。

是那男生。


她。

是那他妈的几内亚猪!!!!!

or 天竺鼠、葵鼠、豚鼠、荷兰猪。

即guinea pig啦。



很可爱hor?


cutey hor?


kawaii hor?



ka个屁!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



就是这不是猪不是鼠的生物,
害得每天不得好睡,

想到她就烦,

更想偷来更多更多的它,

切开,肠拿出来,剁成碎片,加上蒜头,配上半汤匙的盐,腌上3个小时,然后加上蜜糖,烤上40分钟,过后再把它丢进焚化炉里烧完!

哇哈哈哈哈哈!*黑色背景加上雷电交加再加上变态老的狂笑,yes tht's me。*

guinea pig panggang。
google image找到的!不是我弄的!!!



唉。

前因后果是这样的。

最后一年pharmacy学生都必须做个研究报告。
而我被安排到研究某药对这种猪头的肠的影响。


应该contract的药,它relax。



应该relax的药,它contract。



什么都不应该发生的药,他跟你跳西班牙flamengo 舞!!!



唉。
来到uk几个月后,
想念死大马食物。



想啦想啦,想多一点啦。
ah ken ar, 看你zai si 了没有。


猪肠粉看不到,
荷兰猪肠粉就大把给你烦!!!!!

5 comments:

CYeong said...

hahahha... really got people eat guinea pig??
that's very yeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!
can only say good luck! hope u can get an obedient ileum next lab.. ^^

xc said...

is really geli to eat that!

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Anonymous said...

小动物很可爱

千万不要再说吃它了
(看得心痛死了)
爱它们好吗

要是实验太烦就离他们远一点:-)