Wednesday, October 12, 2011

医生,护士,药剂师

要比医生,护士,和药剂师哪个更重要,
就犹如比空气,水,和食物那个比较重要。

是啦没错啦,到最后一定有个更重要的人,
我完完全全不否认。

但肯定的,一定没有不重要的。


to compare the importance of doctors, nurses and pharmacists,
is like comparing air, water, and food.

Sunday, October 9, 2011

Translation of common diseases for banana pharmacist (or more)

Version 1.
still need more translation.

English
Malay
Chinese
Pin yin
Cantonese
High blood pressure
Darah tinggi
高血压
Gao xue ya
Gou hweet ngap
Cholesterol
Kolesterol
胆固醇
Dan gu chun
Dam gu shun
Diabetes
Kencing manis
糖尿病
Tang niao bing
Tong new bieng
Blood thinning
Cair darah
清血
Qing xue
Cheng hweet
Heart
Jantung
心脏
Xin zhang
Sum zhong
Chest pain
Sakit dada
胸口痛
Xiong kou tong
Hong hao tong (sum hao tong) is better
Fever
Demam
发烧
Fa shao
Faht siew
Flu/Cold
Selsema
感冒/伤风
Gan mao/shang feng
Gam mou/shiong fong
Pain
Sakit
tong
tong
Clear phlegm
Cair kahak
清痰
Qing tan
Cheng tum
Gout
Gout
痛风
Tong feng
Tong fong






Anyone out there kind enough to provide other dialetcs also please leave a comment. or msn.
just dont play play put impotence or vulgar words

like lan jiao tong= gout in hokkien.

who

懂他们是谁吗?


 adam sandler

jim carrey


对我们来说,
两个都是搞笑艺人。
两个都是西方影界的大人物。


对西方人来说,
他们一个是白人,一个是犹太人。



对西方的人来说,
Park ji Sung

Yao Ming


他们呢?
都是asian。


对我们来说,一个是韩国人,一个是中国人。


既然,
其实外面的人都认为没什么差别,

那我们还为什么去看待这些差别?

Wednesday, October 5, 2011

flurouracil

fluorouracil.
 
\foo loo wo wu ra why u so stupid go and read  ar cil\

noun, adjectives, proverb, verb(if u want)

definition:
1. a way of cursing someone when u are really, really, really pissed off with them.

2. Lesss Popular usage:  recently has been used to name a medicine that can be used to cure cancer.

common short form/abbreviation:
5-FU.

Quotes:
Ah ken was pissed by someone, he says:

"FU FU FU FU FU!"

Thursday, September 1, 2011

偏心

偏心,
在工作环境是可以容易被看见的。

有些东西,你觉得你付出的是一百分,
但有些人只需要50,
就得到与你一样多的,
甚至更多。


factor可以有好几个,
1。他比较美

2。他是个男的 (pharmacy这一行很多人告诉我男的比较吃香)

3。他嘴巴很甜

4。种族

5。他是个美男,嘴巴很甜,和让人很喜欢的种族。

6。他就是长得没有你那样欠扁,吹咩?




我不是要complain,
因为偏心的人,
就是我。


身为药剂师,
我们有责任教导病人如何吃药,用药。


但,
有些uncle,
你看到,
你就知道下个月的今天他又会再出现在病房里面了。

教了不听,
听了不做,
做又做不好。

"吃了没有用的,吃来zomok!?"

他说的

....


有些auntie,
会跟你讨价还价,

“我这个吃多一粒,
然后隔天不要吃,
可以吗?这样我比较方便”

她说的。

auntie, 你今天大便两次,明天不用大便,可以没有?

。。。


很多人,
你看就知道他吃药乖不乖了。所以做多几个月,
就会不小心
有个‘反正我教了你,吃不吃药,是你家的事’
的心态。



我,
绝大多数会用这样的心态。

1。这样可以cover 更多病人。

2。不会觉得自己的工作被白费。

3。人家不大便,
难道还要我每天在你旁边 ‘nggg, nggg' 叫
帮你催便?



ok.enough with all these 大便论。


最近,有个病人,

她是个70岁的婆婆。
气喘进院。
必须要用 inhaler。


但通常老人家,因为比较难协调,
所以通常都会介绍买aerochamber。

比较容易用。

可是,
这东西大概市价rm80 90。

本来一开始,
是不会放太多心的。

我甚至打算留个字条,写下’aerochamber‘,
然后叫他和家人自己出去外面的pharmacy买。
 顺便叫那儿的人教。



*平常假如他们买,我们绝对会教的。
只是那时候病人已经准备出院了,他家人却还没买来,
 只好出此下策*



只是当她要出院时,

她穿起家里的衣服,
就那一刻,

我愣住了。
她,感觉,很像我家乡的他们。。


她中文说得不好,
她手指没什么力气,
她不太能记东西。

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

我亲自打给她丈夫,叫他来。
他来了,
我才知道他不会读字。

我那字条,根本是没有一丁点烂用处的。



然后想要跟他说那里有的卖,
结果他们根本不懂那里是pharmacy,什么是西药房。



只好带丈夫到医院的店买,
本不想那么做因为医院卖比较贵,
果然


医院卖rm100。。


uncle从裤袋拿出一捆用报纸包住的钞票,

看起来,根本不多钱。


我还要求店长给discount, 扣了区区rm5。
uncle很开心。

”谢谢医生,呵呵,还要你帮忙减价’

‘啊,我不是医生,而且没有啦,是我叫你们买的嘛,扣一点,应该的。。’


过后,
我亲自去拿auntie的药单,
用’我不快点做会被上司骂‘为借口,

逼其他人让我用电脑打出label。

拿了药,
又赶回病床给准备要出院的婆婆。

气喘喘地,
准备教她怎么吃药,和用那aerochamber。


“啊唷医生,慢慢来。。”

“没。。(喘)。。。没关系,我是药剂师。。(喘)。。
不是医生,来(喘),叫你怎么用这个东西”


这时候,可能他们认为我才是比较有需要的那个。。。








过后,用了半个小时,
慢慢教她用。
在label 上面,

分别画了太阳,猛烈的太阳,和月亮,

来提醒她

一天3次。
早上,中午,晚上。


确保她大概记得之后,
又叫她重复说给我听。
做给我看



大概,希望,她应该是会了。

临走前, 她先生握了我的手。
她拍了我的肩旁。

“谢谢你医生”


。。





酸酸的感觉在肚子翻滚,
心脏像是坐过上车下降时的感觉,

声音还颤抖,

很尴尬地拍了拍她的背两下,



‘嗯。”


然后他们走了。



+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
心里想着很多。
远在家乡的我的他们,
又是怎样呢?


奶奶吃得不健康
婆婆骨头痛
爷爷得了癌症。

我什么都做不到。

如果只是气喘,
而我能教他们如何用那些东西,

那我应该会每天,

教到他们都骂我烦


如果只是气喘。。。。


**********************************************************************************

吸了一口气,
那口气还在颤抖着。


事后,
才发现我忘了跟他们又repeat


'我不是医生,我是药剂师'.

Thursday, July 7, 2011

to trust or not to trust

ah ken in TDM now.

for those tat duno wat it is, basically it's where we analyse your blood sample and find about drug's concentration in it lar...

There was this uncle last week, who admitted into ward for suspected toxicity of Paracetamol.

at first, we thought it would not be toxic enough, since he took only 10 tablets.
but hor, result came out showing toxic. 




ok lo, go clerk case lor.
then we realised, rupa rupanya, he has been having this kind of tocixity issues before:

few mont
hs ago, came in for Paracetamol toxicity also,
then few weeks ago again Paracetamol + Atenolol (high blood pressure drug) overdose,
and now this.


patient, however, claimed that he did not attempt to commit suicide.
but he was 'told' to take it like that by a female voice.
 and he would cry and scold the doctors if they show any disbelief ..


'Y CANT U ALL JUST TRUST WAT I SAY'  in hokkien...


so should i trust?

well, not very sure lor after reading his profile..


from his patient medication profile,
his occupation is writtern


"FUNERAL SERVICE"  


....


female voice. funeral service. "y cant u all just trust me?????"..






scarynya...

Monday, May 30, 2011

true life story.

so there's a patient today who came to outpatient, asking to help out with inhaler techniques.

for the sake of being a good prp, more like more counselling forms for log book,
of course i served her  more than happily.


so there I took the counselling forms, re-run the steps quickly in my mind again, n think of what extra help can i give her.

cause according to her, she used it before, but it didnt seem to work


so i assume, 
could be

1. technique not right   
2. not enough dose,
3. she doesnt like the taste???



so. after telling her the indications, i was about to start with the following demonstration.

    
Prp-lengzai-ken : so, mak cik, 1st hor, u hv to shake the inhaler (like step 1)...
Makcik: (Shakes)... ya, i got do tat...

Prp-lengzai-ken :now, makcik, u take off the cover (on to step 2) ....
Makcik: (clap her hands in surprise) Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! 

Prp-lengzai-ken : ???
Makcik:   rupa rupanya have to TAKE OFF the cover is it?????!!!!!!!!!

Prp-lengzai-ken : .... 
Prp-lengzai-ken :er.. u mean last time u use hor, u put into your mouth and puff, with the cover on ar?
Makcik:  (nods.)Ya.....



true life story. 

   
   

Monday, April 18, 2011

22

生日神一定是以为我不够蜡烛吹。 就刚刚好在16日半晚给我停电。。
==。

无论如何, 感谢帮我庆祝的朋友们。 我真的觉得话说的太少,时间过得太快,你们又不长在。。。

我知道这样一一写出名字对很多人不公平, 不过以下的人, 我真的很想用心感谢。

25 gang... xinyi, thanks for coming from so far to celebrate with me. Love u. Xinni, thanks for coming out from your cave to see me too. Love u too. N choonhau, I know its on your own purpose to gay till same shirt. love u three.

Jx n Cy couple, for giving me all the help n support all this while. Love u two also. Cy tolong mention more about me to your colleague.

Lastly, Cyik lo. Thanks for the card u drew, the chocolate u gave, n also the opinions, time, n care u provide. Let's our feiness continue non stop..


To others, thanks a lot too. N yay! I'm 22!
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Monday, February 21, 2011

as urged by the not-so-little-bird

sekali lagi no long mandarin post.
due to unknown reasons, my keyboard is having a little bit problem now.

i could not type the letter 'h' by normal means.
i would have to copy from somewhere else, and then Ctrl-V, pasting it.

imagine life without h,

sigh = sig
short=sort
shit = sit

i wanna go shit and i wanna go sit, big difference lor!

the list goes on...tat's y, even haha becomes very hard now.


anyway, like apa topic saya suggest,
me was forced to post what acronyms in hospital departments could stand for.

TDM= ta de ma.
DIS= do important stuff (or renly's one =do it slowly)
IPD = incredibly painful and depressing
OPD=Oh-MY-FUCKING-GOODNESS painful and depressing (i know, cheated. not exactly O)
TPN = Totally painful nonsense
CDR= can die right? (very 贴切)
APS (Acute pain service, sth my hospital dont have) = A PAIN IN ThE ASS...


itu saja. balik ke presentation mode.

Wednesday, February 16, 2011

憨人

wa...
wu wa eh lor,
wu wa eh bang...

Friday, February 11, 2011

惭愧。
羞惭。
对不起。

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

一年多了

吃醋,需要的是资格。
妒忌, 只是我所剩下的。
忘记,一定作得到, 只是看不到会是及时罢了。
旧故事, 何苦从提?
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Saturday, January 15, 2011

11个不邪恶的诅咒。

当我不能向新的朋友发牢骚,因为他们知道得不多,也不想让他们有不好的印象;

当我不能向旧的朋友宣泄情绪,因为他们知道得太多,怕他们认为我懦弱;

这时候,

只有在这个地方苟且偷生,诅咒人。
身心才有平衡感。

我不是邪恶的人。
所以我咒那些让我不爽的人:

1。要吃杯面时才发觉里面没有调味料。

2。买到了半价的鞋才发现隔壁家现在70%大减价。

3。8点去上班才发现原来8.30才开门。

4。youtube 死命 load 也 load 不到你想看的最后几分钟。

5。facebook upload 的照片无端端没有upload到,必须从头来过。

6。洗完衣才发现没有放洗衣粉。

7。洗好车偏偏又下雨。

8。在clean room里面包到紧紧的时候鼻孔痒。

9。电话charge电一整夜才发觉昨晚忘记开了电。

10。袜子算来算去少了一边。

11。parking绕几十圈没有位置park, 人家一来到'swoop'一声就park到。


2011年,11个不邪恶的诅咒。
你们给我小心一点。