' i later have to fetch my ahmoi la!'
'i take only 1 medicine boh!!!'
i later have to work u know?'
2.
'eh u sure this medicine correct or not.
back then i dont think i have this wor..
if wrong i die how?!'
3. distrusting u.
1st, ---' true boh? '
then ---'correct one hor?'
then then ---' right one right?'
and then 3 minutes later u see her asking another pharmacist
'eh just now what he say correct ar?'
4. speaking in unknown alien dialect.
'wa dan jin gu liao, gui shi ga gao wa.'
darab 3 the speed.
uncle u talk what cock !!!!!???
5. miscommunication.
pharmacist : 'auntie, zhe leh jiak bah goh liap.' (auntie，这个吃饱五粒）
translation: 'auntie, this one lepas makan eat 5 biji'
patients: 'oooo. jiak bak goh liap' (ooo.吃百五粒）
translation: 'ooo. eat hundred and five biji'
6. asking for more medicine.
'this one give me 1 more packet la. that time i come tht boy boy also got give me!'
1st. who is your boy boy?
2nd. u think u buying pork or chicken in pasar ar?
7. the oh-so-great -doctors.
tolong fill up your prescription properly can or not.
Pumuwummuw
is never the way to spell Paracetamol.
8. describing a medicine by its colour, size.
' neh. tht white colour one ar. small small one leh. u all got or not ar?'
AT LEAST la tell me what's it for!!!!
9. oh-so-great-doctor part 2.
*ring ring*
pharmacist : 'hello doctor ar. u prescribe this patient Lim Ah Beng.....'
almighty doctor : 'WHAT WHAT?! NOW CANNOT MER?! WHAT'S THE PROBLEM!?'
pharmacist : '..... unless u want to see Mr Potassium. no, u dont give him 6g KCl tds. '
(of course ur giahsee friend here dont dare say that la)
10. oh-so-great-doctor part 3.
pharmacist : ' mrs lim ar. this drug FORSAMAX PLUS unfortunately is a controlled drug in our hospital, as in very expensive la. need a form called KBUK form. please get it and signed from doctor.
half an hour later, patient come back with a Dangerous Drug Form signed by the said doctor.
that's my 3 weeks in outpatient department as a pharmacist.
Fun, i have to admit.
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