Drunk random thoughts

you know what people talk about drinking inspires you?
i might actually agree lo.

here's what i suddenly thought of after some shots.

'english is complicated. especially when it comes to putting "to/from"

you can say 'i wanna sing you' (something something)...
you can say 'i wanna read you' (something something)...
but,
you better dont say 'i wanna do you'.... without adding to/from in between..



the 2nd thing tht i was inspired of is


'alcohol is like water.
u drink when u need it.'


or also

'alcohol is like water.
drink a little helps,
drink too much make you vomit'



n the 3rd thing i was inspired of is

'friends are like alcohol.
at some point of your life you will wanna find different kind and different types.
but in the end you only stick to those you like'


n lastly,
i thought of

'mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb...'



random leh?
i drunk ma.